TRUE LOVE ALWAYS

Why is it that whenever I see patterns like these, I immediately think, "Mischief"?

(Stitchnmomma and Andwasabi)

I mean, normal people look at these and probably think, "How cute!  I could use these to express my love!"  And I wonder "Wouldn't it be hilarious if I mailed people embroidered conversation hearts that said 'U GOT AIDS' and 'SYPHILIS'?"