Earlier this month I talked about doing some MiniPop cross stitch and asking Kristen to help me with some color choices and character selection.
me: Should Kirk's shirt be ripped?
Kristen: no, too gay
Like any reasonable adult, I immediately decided that Kristen needed to be rewarded with her efforts with gay Star Trek cross stitch. I faced two obstacles:
- My incredible laziness
- The last scraps of my dignity
Which meant no hand-holding and a severe reduction in hearts and sparkles.
I think you can tell from the picture, but the letters are done in metallic floss, as are the uniform details. God, I really hate metallic floss, and I always manage to forget how awful it is until I've already started.
As the Sybok, it didn't occur to me that I could easily put a magnet on the back and mail it before I sealed the envelope. (If you want a magnet, just bring it with you next time you're here, Kristen.)