Lion Brand keeps posting washcloth patterns on Facebook. And I still have my soap making stuff. You have no idea how tempted I am to make this year's Christmas presents a washcloth and a bar of soap, possibly with a handwritten note that says, "You smell bad" because I think that's really the message you're sending when you give people soap and a rag to wash themselves with (stick optional).
And maybe everybody can get a baby octopus to mitigate the shame of You Smell Bad Christmas.
Berrysprite. I tried the little mouth, but I think it looks better without it (and I'm lazy). The little top hats are left over from my Washington Post Peeps Contest Entry.
This one's made from wool yarn left over from last year's Festival of Pot Holders.
I have no idea how this happened, but Woolopus is smaller than Cottonopus--even though I used the same hook for both of them and both yarns are the same weight.