My greatest talent in needlecrafts is starting a bunch of projects, getting distracted, and stuffing the unfinished projects into a bag that may or may not ever be opened again.
One day while dicking around on Amazon, I discovered embroidery paints. Which are expensive, so this eventually lead me to think of Sharpies. While there are actual fabric markers, they're complete bullshit. The sadistic bastard who created fabric markers designed them so that they would never move smoothly on fabric. I had no idea if Sharpies would be any better, but I did enjoy writing on my own clothes as a child. Like most childhood prodigies, I was often bored in school and would do things that are either a sign of great intelligence or sheer stupidity. I also once cut a hole in the knee of my pants because I wanted to see what would happen. Experimental design like this is why I didn't end up in a STEM career.
I still need to clean up the rest of the shirt. I cut the sleeves and the collar off, but I'm pretty happy with my tracing skills. And my instincts were right: Banana Clip Yellow Sharpie worked better than Normal People Yellow on the blue fabric. That's right; my instincts only work for arts and crafts.