Good news: I finished the second Bunny Blanket Buddy!
I am accomplished crafter who is totally prepared to mail off two baby gifts for a cousin who's expecting twins. Yes, there is absolutely nothing standing in my way of completing this task.
My mother, gentle soul that she is, has informed me that no one will notice and that it's a gift for babies, not engineers.
Unsurprisingly, Kristen has agreed that no one will notice.
Better news on the Bunny Blanket Buddy front: since I spent Thursday waiting for children to finish testing, I was able to make the entire head and body of another Bunny Blanket Buddy for another cousin's baby. Your Federal tax dollars went to me sitting on my ass and crocheting a rabbit/blanket hybrid.