In theory, cake pops are made by crumbling up cake and then mixing it with frosting. It's easiest to mix it by hand, so this stage is wretchedly disgusting.
Instead of rolling my future cake pops into balls, I made strawberry shapes of varying competence before shoving them in the fridge.
My friends, cake pops are a lie. They taunt you with their smooth, candy-coated surfaces and their charming details. But man was not meant to dip wads of cake in candy! I was like Icarus, flying higher and higher until the Sun melted my candy into twisted, deformed shapes.
If I couldn't make beautiful fake strawberries, I'd bring the chum bucket. Which I decided was totally appropriate since it was a beach themed party.
Yesterday, like Icarus dragging his zombie corpse out of the sea, I decided it was time to try another cake pops related craft. Since this one involved chocolate, I assumed it would be easier to trick people into eating it.
First saw the idea on Bakerella's site, but Google spits out a few other versions.
What you need:
- Package of Store brand chocolate sandwich cookies (unless you've got Oreos money)
- 8 oz of Neufchatel cheese (I figured it'd be okay to use instead of cream cheese since there was a picture of cheesecake on the box), softened
- Chocolate candy melts
- Wax paper
- Mixing bowl
- Large ziploc bag and rolling pin
Once the cookies are crushed into a fine powder (or, you know, close enough), add in the Neufchatel/cream cheese. Attempt to stir it with a spoon, then a knife, then just use your hands. Ideally you put wax paper on a flat, movable surface (like a cookie sheet) before you shoved your hands in the mixing bowl. When your heart tells you it's ready, roll the dough into little balls and place them on your flat, movable surface. Put your balls in the fridge and have some wine. Let chill until you're slightly buzzed.
Melt the chocolate--if it's Wilton Candy Melts or the kind they sell at Ben Franklin, 45 seconds for the first time through the microwave, stir, then 30 seconds each time until they're melted.
I found it much easier to take a spoonful of chocolate and drip it/smooth it over my balls. You don't get full coverage, but...well, the chum bucket was the result of dipping.