I'm taking a Children's Literature course right now, so tonight I made a poster to bring in as part of my Book Talk.  I had to come up with three response activities for imaginary children to do (since I'm licensed in middle/high school, it's very unlikely I will ever actually teach Mrs. Frisby and the Rats of NIMH) and bring in an example of one of them.  I went with illustrate a scene from a book, the lazy child's extra credit.

As a child, it would never have occurred to me that collage is a valid form of illustration.  Also, when I was a child, we couldn't just ask the internet to give us pictures of things.  I think we may have used something called a "magazine", as was the style at the time.  Magazines were like the internet made of paper except there was less porn, and they didn't give you infinite amounts of bootleg media.

Mrs. Frisby is a Russian striped field mouse.  Her cape is made of part of a Netflix envelope.  I don't think the cape is mentioned at any point in the book, but I'm siding with Don Bluth on this one.

My commission from Michelle has been on hiatus since I've been sick, but here's what it looks like so far:

Spirit fingers

I found some Bernat Felting Wool on clearance at Ben Franklin, so my plan was to try a fingerless glove pattern.  I don't know if I'm going to felt them--they're a bit bulky for me, but I think I made the thumb hole too small to felt them.

I was going to put them up on Etsy, but apparently everyone and their grandma is knitting or crocheting fingerless gloves and trying to sell them.  If only I knew somebody who liked pink.

Tally ho!

This  has been a Hot Project on Craftster for the past week.  As soon as I saw it, I e-mailed the link to Amy, who responded thusly:

Amy: are you looking for ways to justify your alcoholism?
me: Always

Since my alcoholism isn't going to justify itself, I bought some grey yarn (also useful for robots) and made two knights.  As you can see, I haven't bothered to make tiny felt shields yet.

The black knight is armed with a plastic cocktail sword that's sewn on with embroidery floss.  I wanted to give them plumes for their helmet, but I'm not sure I like the way either version turned out.

I'm falling for you

Now I need to find another special Valentine.

This is a pretty quick project--only about an hour to crochet and finish it.

Adventures in Food-Pushing

I'm presenting an article in 18th Century Goth tonight, so of course in my mind that translates to "bring in muffins."

Slight snag in this plan: discovering chunks of Digiorno's pizza in the drawer where we keep the mini-muffin pans and cookie sheets.  I am considering writing a passive-aggressive note, although that would not be as satisfying as making an aggressive-aggressive phone call about not 1)dribbling frozen pizza toppings everywhere and 2)leaving them to rot.

I should've taken a picture so I could take it out every time my elderly parents complain about me being a filth wizard (friend only to the pig and the rat).  Which would also be a much more satisfying form of passive-aggression than a strongly worded letter taped to the microwave.

Anyway, mini-muffins.  Made even sadder by the fact that my peers' response probably has fuck-all to do with my grade on this, so there's no point in bribing them.  And I just wanted to make muffins while we actually had milk that hasn't turned into yogurt yet.

Kate Plus Eight

More snow day cross stitching (after a lot of snow day graduate work)

I'd like to be under the sea

One of my other Snowpocalypse projects is Octopus's Garden.

If you cross stitch and have any online involvement with other cross stitchers, you are basically required to buy more Ink Circles patterns than you can complete.  I'm not even halfway done with Cirque des Cercles (which was started a year ago), I don't know if I've ever even taken Alchemical Romance out of the package, I bought the magazine with Growth Rings in it just in case I wanted to do it someday, and I still covet Much Heralded Sampler.

I'm young and in reasonably good health, so you might think that I could eventually complete four patterns.  What you don't realize is that there will always be more patterns.  And I will need to hoard them.

Anyway, octopuses.  This is one of my rare 14ct projects because those bastards at DMC and Charles Craft only make their interesting colored fabrics in 14 ct.  And I haven't leveled up yet, so I don't stitch on linen.  I'm using DMC Marbled Aida which I just happened to find in Hobby Lobby, sparing me from Charles Craft Polar Ice (it seemed like a good idea at the time.)  The marbled aida looks underwaterish and came with a free, incredibly god damn ugly pattern.

I re-did pretty much all of the color scheme, which has lead to some problems.  Two of my light greens look basically the same on a quick glance, so I had to try a few different things on the seaweed right next to the pink flower.

I'm holding off on one octopus since I'm going to use Carries Threads in Grape, and that floss isn't colorfast.  So, once that's in, washing is out.  But I don't care because it's gorgeous--the link doesn't really do it justice.  Here's an example of it in a law school present to Jamel.